I live for the beautiful things in this world
that random moment when you suddenly remember someone who is no longer in your life and it feels like a knife through the chest
Client: Do you do lemonade?
Me: Do we do… lemonade?
Client: Yes, I was told you do that here.
Me: I’m sorry, this is a graphics and print shop.
Client: I know that. I’m not an idiot.
Me: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to -
Client: Look If you can’t lemonade these papers for me then I’ll go somewhere else!
Me: Do you mean… laminate?
2015 is only 5 months away, just let that sink in
What the fuck does the sink want now